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i wsa woride about fallign of stools

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a valid concern. probably best to stay lower to the ground about now.

or at least within falling distance of a bed.

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hwo do yuo stop beign intoxtitcated

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lots of water.

you may want to sleep it off. if not, coffee's good for staying alert but bad for rehydration.

oh, and stop drinking the intoxicating stuff, but that's a given.

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you are wisse

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thanks.

you learn a thing or two from serving drunk people day after day.

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sop hve you haerd of a doubel endedd one or nmot

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heard of a double ended... doc, are you back to talkingabout sex toys?

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so you do knwo

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i've heard some things, yeah.

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what tihngs

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...not much beyond the fact that they exist, to be honest.

the imagination kind of takes over from there.

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yuor imagination mustg be wild

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it has its moments.